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Which baby r u ??

> > > -------------JANUARY BABY--------------------
> > >
> > > Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored.
> > > Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to
> > > recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth.
> > > Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet
> > > someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance
> > > your personality.
> > >
> > > ----------FEBRUARY BABY --------------------
> > > Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.
> > > Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.
> > > Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.
> > > Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest
> > > and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves
> > > freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves
> > > aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.
> > > Gets angry really easily but does not show it.
> > > Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends
> > > but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn.
> > > Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.
> > > Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the
> > > inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.
> > > Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
> > > Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone
> > > new and realize that you are a perfect match.
> > >
> > > -----------------MARCH BABY --------------------
> > > Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and
> > > reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous
> > > and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity.
> > > Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered.
> > > Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness.
> > > Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up
> > > feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you
> > > repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your
> > > new love in 8 days.
> > >
> > > ------------------APRIL BABY -------------------
> > > Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.
> > > Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and
> > > sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does
> > > work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.
> > > Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good
> > > memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look
> > > for information. Able to cheer evryone up and/or
> > > make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and
> > > others. Understanding. Fun to be around.
> > > Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.
> > > Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and
> > > traveling. Systematic. hott but has brains. If you
> > > repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye
> > > will introduce themself and you will realize that
> > > you are very much alike in the next 2 days.
> > >
> > > -----------------MAY BABY -----------------
> > > Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and
> > > highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.
> > > Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.
> > > Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.
> > > Needs no motivation. Shy towards oppisite sex.
> > > Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to
> > > dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.
> > > Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good
> > > imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves
> > > literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike
> > > being at home. Restless. Not having many children.
> > > Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the
> > > next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone
> > > you do not speak to much in the next 4 days.
> > >
> > > ------------JUNE BABY -------------
> > > You've got the best personality and are an
> > > absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make
> > > new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt
> > > and more than likely have an a very attractive
> > > partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely
> > > that you have a massive record collection. You
> > > have a great choice in films, and may one day
> > > become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck,
> > > you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you
> > > will meet someone that may possibly become
> > > oneof your closest friends, if you repost this in 5
> > > minutes.
> > >
> > > ----------------JULY BABY --------------
> > > Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to
> > > be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.
> > > Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily
> > > consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's
> > > feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.
> > > Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
> > > Moody
> > > and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at
> > > times.
> > > Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.
> > > dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
> > > Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive
> > > and forms impressions carefully. Caring and
> > > loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of
> > > sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people
> > > through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties
> > > in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods
> > > about the past and the old friends. Waits for
> > > friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive
> > > unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
> > > but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5
> > > mins and your reputation will boost someway in
> > > the next 12 days
> > >
> > >
> > > ------------AUGUST BABY ---------------
> > > outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on
> > > attention. no self control. kind hearted. self
> > > confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.
> > > easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every
> > > thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing.
> > > loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates
> > > not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be
> > > loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone".
> > > longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or
> > > restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring.
> > > always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming"
> > > or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious.
> > > independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5
> > > mins and you will meet the love of your life
> > > sometime next month.
> > >
> > > ------------SEPTEMBER BABY ---------------
> > > Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends
> > > to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
> > > Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
> > > Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
> > > Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and
> > > caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have
> > > many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional.
> > > Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates
> > > oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
> > > Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can
> > > understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5
> > > mins, someone very close to you will become mad
> > > at you in the next 8 days.
> > >
> > > ---------------OCTOBER BABY -------------------
> > > Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
> > > to takes things at the center. Inner and physical
> > > beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry
> > > often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and
> > > fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but
> > > recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does
> > > not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.
> > > Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND
> > > sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will
> > > not meet the love of your life for 10 years.
> > >
> > > ---------------NOVEMBER BABY --------------------
> > > Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and
> > > dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.
> > > Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards
> > > your inner and outer beauty and independent
> > > personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional
> > > and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people
> > > easily and very social in a group. Fearless and
> > > independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a
> > > crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the
> > > greatest men are born in this month. If you ever
> > > begin a relationship with someone from this month,
> > > hold on to them because their one of a kind. repost
> > > in 5 mins & you will excell in a major event coming
> > > up sometime this month.
> > >
> > > ---------------DECEMBER BABY ---------------
> > > This straight-up means ur the most good-looking
> > > person possible... better than all of these other
> > > months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive
> > > in everything. Active in games and interactions.
> > > Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in
> > > organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,
> > > though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,
> > > yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by
> > > kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of
> > > ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to
> > > delay. Choosy and always wants the best.
> > > Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to
> > > joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone
> > > always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.
> > > Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding.
> > > Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of
> > > person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting
> > > colds. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves to
> > > dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows
> > > emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt.
> > > Sensitive.

What does ur birthday means..........

Is your birthday day 1 of the month?
Your Life

You are very curious and dedicative. When you are interested in something,
everything else has to wait. This is your quality. But if you learn to be
more patient and complete what you have started, you will be successful in
life.
Your Love
You believe in love at first sight. You won't wait to learn more about the
person. Vise versa, people who fail to impress you will hardly get a chance
to be your friend. Your emotion is on the extreme. You can only love or
hate, nothing in between and this often shows in your _______expression. Try not to
end a relationship in a quarrel.

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Is your birthday day 2 of the month?

Your Life

You have great common sense but usually fail to follow through. This might
happens because you are too busy with your mission and shut yourself from
the outside world. You are clever and profound so there's a slight chance
for self-control problem.

Your Love

Your love progress slowly, and quietly. You seem to be contented with your
unrequited love. Your are a romantic and loyal lover.

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Is your birthday day 3 of the month?

Your Life

Although you are innocent and romantic but your _______expression often mislead
others that you are an active, fun loving kid. Because of your double
personality, it's hard for others to really know the real you. You are
careful and patient.

Your Love

Your love is the greatest which often surprises others. No one can bring you
to light when you are in love. Your confidence
might lead you to the track your parents disagree
.
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Is your birthday day 4 of the month?

Your Life

You usually think before acting which makes your life quite easy. But you
often are the one who give yourself a hard time by bei! ng paranoid. People
might not truly understand you but you are really nice to be around. You are
cheerful and friendly.

Your Love

Still water runs deep, that's what you are. You always surprise others with
your new character when you are in love. Your love trap often comes
unexpectedly and your love life is full of surprises.

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Is your birthday day 5 of the month?

Your Life

Although you are on the quiet side, but you enjoy excitement and changes.
Routine is something you cannot stand. Because of your extreme confidence,
you hardly ask others for opinion. You believe in leading your own life, and
you have got the gift in doing so.

Your Love

Nothing can stop you from making progress in your love life. Once you are in

love, you feel the ownership of your lover. A third party can only makes
your jealousy becomes worse.

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Is your birthday day 6 of the month?

Your Life

You are generous with people in need, sometimes to an extreme that people
find you nosey. Your hidden courage and dedication often surprise others.
Your imagination is extremely unique.

Your Love

Your love life is ! on the smooth track because it grows from friendship.
Although you may not make a sweet lover but your sincerity bring happiness
to your couple.

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Is your birthday day 7 of the month?

Your Life

You are sensitive to changes around you but your feeling is hardly
expressed. You hate exaggerations. Under your quiet personality, you are
rather stubborn and self-centered. These qualities are the force behind your
extreme persistence.

Your Love

You have enormous courage to please your lover. Your relationship often
progress quickly.

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Is your birthday day 8 of the month?

Your Life

You have pleasant and friendly personality. People look u to your wit and
imagination. You are unpredictable and hardly complete what you started,
which sometimes create negative impact to people around you.

Your Love

Falling in love becomes your routine. Most of the time you are lucky. You
fascinate people with good taste but you never have enough with one.
Although your love progresses very fast, it never lasts.

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Is your birthday day 9 of the month?

your Life
You often have problem in promoting yourself, just because you don't know
how to express your true self. On the other hand, you don't really care what
they think. This is why people misunderstand you until they really get a
chance to learn about your pleasant personality.
Opposite sex find you mysterious and worth searching. Your wit is remarkable
but sometimes you are too fast to follow.

Your Love

You won't reveal your feeling even after dreaming about the same guy over
and over. Your first love lasts forever. You are responsible to the feeling
of your lover. The chance to betray your lover is none. You have luck with
children. You Will be Happy Always with u r Love Marraige. and she

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Is your birthday day 10 of the month?

Your Life

You are very capable. If you are a woman, you have high chance to be a
renowned workingwoman. If you are a man, your path to fame and honor is
near. As an innovator, you are not a good follower. You are good in
implementing your imagination and share it with
others. You are always well dressed.

Your Love

You often lose your love ones from being too jealous. You always feel like
you own the person! you fall in love with and that often blows your
relationship.

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Is your birthday day 11 of the month?

Your Life
You are gracious, elegant and prudent. People admire your qualities and some
even become jealous of you. You are realistic, flexible and adaptable. You
are remarkably kind and moral person.

Your Love

You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the one you love. Your ! lover will
always have your gentleness, care and loyalty. You will always be happy to
hand around the one you love.

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Is your birthday day 12 of the month?

Your Life

You are friendly, humorous and full of energy. You are open-minded and do
not care! for minor details. Your weak point is your hot temper.

Your Love

You are willing to start off in one-sided love affairs because you strongly
believe that you will eventually win his/her heart. On the other hand, once
you are together, you always want to do things your way, which is often the
fire starter. You usually run in and out of love quickly.

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Is your birthday day 13 of the month?

Your Life

You are sincere and easy going. Flattering and charming around are not your
style. You care so much for freedom that often leads you to the difficult
path. Because of your sincerity, most people find you easy to be around
although you are sometimes too straightforward.

Your Love

Your gentleness, care and sincerity make you an attractive person.
Eventhough you don't intend to be charming, but you naturally are,
especially in the eyes of opposite sex.

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Is your birthday day 14 of the month?

Your Life

You are so confident that sometimes you forget about the people around you.
If you have to be in one of the two teams, you will choose to be in the
winning team. On the other hand, you are kind and caring but above all, you
care for your own benefits. Your imagination is
unique and often gets implemented shortly after it comes across.

Your Love

You will not get soft with the one you don't really like, no matter how hard
he/she tries. But once you feel for someone you have chosen, there's no
getting back.

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Is your birthday day 15 of the month?

Your Life

You are outgoing and love to be at the center of attention. From the
outside, you may seem flashy, flirty, and tricky but your true self is
strong, full of hope to be the leader. When youfail to convince someone, you will get frustrated, and perhaps let your
temper shows.

Your Love

You are emotional. Many can win your heart at once, but not for long. This
is why you hardly win a decent relationship.

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Is your birthday day 16 of the month?

Your Life

You always follow the good and the right instead of listening to your heart.
Another word, you are a perfectionist. You care for every word people say
about you. You often seen isolated while you are, by nature, curious and a
dreamer who is ready to get over the edge to make
your dream comes true.

Your Love

You often fall in love with a person who is much different from you, in age

and other aspects. Your relationship grows on friendship. Love at fist sight
is not your style.

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Is your birthday day 17 of the month?

Your Life

You neither want to be interfered nor have the desire to mess with others'
life. But you are friendly and occasionally a party animal. You are always
in a circle of friends. You often do things in your own way that
occasionally go beyond the acceptable limit. People may find you childish
and not very attractive in that sense.

Your Love

Your fun-loving character attracts opposite sex. Many of those are great.You
often find yourself trapped among a few great guys while you have to choose
only one.

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Is your birthday day 18 of the month?

Your Life

At first glance, people think you are quiet type of person. Actually you are
cheerful, but conditionally. You will show your joyful character only in
good mood. One the other hand, when you are moody, no one would dare to be
around. Because of your emotion fluctuation and frank character, some find
you hard to be around.

Your Love

You hardly show your feeling towards opposite sex no matter how much you
like him/her. Your partner also has similar character so your love affairs
often take quite a while to flourish. Time tells it all. Your sincerity
makes you very attractive.

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Is your birthday day 19 of the month?

Your Life

You are great in managing everything in your life and this is how you gain
respect from others. Because of this quality, you sometimes feel that you
are better than the rest. Extreme confidence might lead you to the wrong
path. You are a free bird and want to lead your
own life.

Your Love

You love life is rather different from others'. When you are in love,
nothing can stop you. You may often fight with your partner but, soon after
that, you will make up in a way that surprises others.

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Is your birthday day 20 of the month?

Your Life

You are prudent, circumspect and take things seriously. Before you make any
move, you will think of a few alternatives that might take a while.... You are
patient, imaginative and target oriented. You value friendship more than
anything else.

Your Love

You usually study your partner carefully before making any move. You never
demand anything beyond the natural quality of that person. Your sincerity
doesn't bring excitement in your love life but it brings deeply grown
relationship.

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Is your birthday day 21 of the month?

Your Life

You are curious and a true follower. You can please someone so much that it
seem like you are trying to charm that person. You hide your disagreement
under your smiling face. This is a charming quality of yours.

Your Love

You are quite unlucky in love. You are loved by someone you don't like while
your dream man is so far away. Your love life is occasionally under
turbulence. Sometimes you don't have the clear view of the guy in your
heart.

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Is your birthday day 22 of the month?
Your Life

You have the boss character, but not a leader. Most people look up to you
for your capability and confidence although they find you quite stubborn.
You should listen more to othe! rs. You are a unique and charming individual.

Your Love

You hardly take the moderate track. You either love or hate someone. Whom
you call friends are the chosen ones. If any of them betray you, you won't
let them get away without having hard time.

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Is! your birthday day 23 of the month?

Your Life

You never live your life in the way others want you to. You are an
independent individual who loves challenges and excitement. You are ready to
face with the result of your decision. You are usually the one your friends
count on.

Your Love

Because you l! ove excitements, you occasionally get involved in forbidden
love affairs. You may fall in love with a married person and no one can stop
you from making progress. You are very charming, although you might not
realize it.

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Is your birthday day 24 of the month?

Your Life

You are very optimistic and that's why you always enjoy life. You are gifted
in entertaining others. Your friends love and trust you. You'll be the first
they come to when they are in need of someone to speak their heart out.

Your Love

Sometimes you fall in love just because you want to be in love, not that you
really like that person. You always be seen as a sweet couple but you can't
really get over your love ones from past. Your partner is usually crazy
about you because you are remarkably charming and
romantic.

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Is your birthday day 25 of the month?

Your Life

You are a warrior. No obstacle can stop you from reaching your goal. You
always keep yourself busy. This quality plus your responsibility will
eventually bring you success.
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Your Love

You adore your partner as the number one priority. You value your love one
more than yourself. Your love is the greatest of all and your have potential
to get married young.

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Is your birthday day 26 of the month?

Your Life

You are always curious and responsive to changes. Routine life is not the
way you choose to live. Travelling is your favorite hobby because excitement
is what you are after.

Your Love

You will not stand being around the one you dislike. Your love comes and
goes quickly. You can be deeply in love but soon after you will be looking
around for the next one.

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Is your birthday day 27 of the month?
Your Life

You are sensitive and vulnerable. Tears often run down your cheeks even when
the matter is not that bad. This might be the result from being to
pessimistic. You might seem cold on the shell, but your inner self is a kind
loving person.

Your Love

You will be elegantly dressed, no matter how casually dressed your date may
be. You are emanding in love and sometimes to an unacceptable extend.

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Is your birthday day 28 of the month?

Your Life

You are a capable person but you usually underestimate your own ability.
This is the cause of missing numbers of opportunity to step forward. If you
try to give yourself a chance, you can be successful in life. Try to see
things on the bright side and you will be happier than ever.

Your Love

You are quite unlucky in love. The one in your arm is not the one in your
heart. Your love has so many ups and downs. You often chicken out before
seeing any progress in love.

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Is your birthday day 29 of the month?

Your Life

You can trust your sixth sense. Life is exciting so routine job is not your
interest. You have great ideas and fantastic imagination. You often feel
tired of things and people around you.

Your Love

You can tell what's in the mind of another person just from looking into
his/her eyes. You are paranoid and jealous and these are the cause of fights
between you and your lover.
Sometimes the thing you believe in is just your imagination.

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Is your birthday day 30 of the month?

Your Life

You are always surrounded by a circle of friends. You are friendly and fun
to be with. Though you occasionally disappoint them by being stubborn, but
over all, they love your qualities.

Your Love

You want to have full control of your love ! and that's not a nice way to
treat your partner. You take your time in saying yes to his wedding proposal
or if you are a man, you will not propose anyone until you are certainly
confident which might take ages.

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Is your birthday day 31 of the month?

Your Life

Your emotion is hard to predict. You can be sad this minute and happy in the
next. People might find it difficult to follow your emotion and understand
you. You tend to take things seriously.

Your Love

You take your time to study a person before falling in love. Once you decide
that he or she is the one, no one can stop you from making progress, even
your partner.

16 Signs that y0u L0ve S0me0ne!!!

>SIXTEEN:
>
>When y0u're 0n the ph0ne with them late at night and they hang up, y0u
>still miss them even when it was just tw0 minutes ag0.
>
>FIFTEEN:
>
>Y0u read their Texts and Ims Over and 0ver again.
>
>FOURTEEN:
>
>Y0u walk really sl0w when y0u're with them.
>
>THIRTEEN:
>
>Y0u feel shy whenever they're ar0und.
>
>ELEVEN:
>
>When y0u think ab0ut them, y0ur heart beats faster but sl0wer at the same
>time.
>
>TEN:
>
>Y0u smile when y0u hear their v0ice.
>
>NINE:
>
>When y0u lo0k at them, y0u can't see the 0ther pe0ple ar0und y0u, y0u just
>see him/her.
>
>EIGHT:
>
>Y0u start listening t0 sl0w s0ngs while thinking ab0ut them.
>
>SEVEN:
>
>They're all y0u think ab0ut.
>
>SIX:
>
>Y0u get high just fr0m their
>scent.
>
>FIVE:
>
>Y0u relize y0u're always smiling when y0u're lo0king at them.
>
>FOUR:
>
>Y0u w0uld d0 anything f0r them, just t0 see them.
>
>THREE:
>
>While reading this, there was 0ne pers0n 0n y0ur mind this wh0le time.
>
>TWO:
>
>Y0u were s0 busy thinking ab0ut that pers0n, y0u didnt n0tice number twelve
>was missing.
>
>ONE:
>
>Y0u just scr0lled up t0 check & n0w silently laughing at

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